True Blood, True Blood, True Blood, shame on you really. How are you going to do this to all the Trubies out there? We just want to see some blood, and some more spine-thrilling drama. Not meth-panthers, and gay witch doctors. Bring back the vamps, and the gore, and the dead bodies!
With that being said, this episode of True Blood had me on edge… before I watched it. While watching it I did manage to get a lot of things accomplished like, the dishes, painted my nails, did my hair, and played with my cat. And then I look up to see Eric & Russell handcuffed together in the sunlight.. the end. So of course I had to force myself to re-watch it since the first round didn’t capture my attention at all. (Second round didn’t catch me either, had to go for a third round). Speaking of third, who knew Bill wanted to teach third grade?
The episode starts with Bill storming into Fangtasia to rescue Sookie, and is stopped by Pam’s overpriced silver-particle-water spray. “This is not just about your relationship, you infatuated tween…”
Sookie who is still locked in the basement (dungeon) of Fangtasia, is saved by Stripper/Chiropractor Yvetta. Yvetta chains up Pam, and steals the money from Fangtasia.. and is never heard from again? We don’t know. Maybe she’ll return to crack some backs.
Meanwhile..(and there are lots of meanwhile’s) Lafayette and Jesus are chilling at Lafayettes, and Jesus wants to do V again. They learned a little bit about their ancestors, and seem to be some sort of Shaman/Witch Doctors. Lala is still stuck in is V trip, or perhaps its the ‘aftershock’ as he calls it. He see’s his boyfriend (Jesus), appear with a demon face coming towards him, but only for a quick second. He then makes Jesus skedaddle, and spends the evening alone talking to his Barbie dolls.
Meanwhile.. while Arlene asks Holly for a ‘magical abortion’. She awakes in a puddle of blood, but we find out that baby is still alive.. and evil?
JESSICA AND HOYT ARE BACK TOGETHER. And Jessica’s got a need to feed. She lets Hoyt know that she killed that trucker, and that she is going to continue to feed on human blood. Sweet, sexy Hoyt replies, “..drink me.” Jessica slowly creeps up Hoyt’s chest, fangs come out, and she begins to suck, on his neck.
We see stupid Summer visit Hoyt’s mom, saying, “it didn’t work.” Which makes me think they came up with a plan together to get Hoyt away from dating Jessica.. you cant stop fate bitches.. If you watched the Season Finale Promo, you’ll see a shot with Hoyt’s mom with a sniper saying “..there will be consequences.” I swear to god, if anything happens to Jessica, no more True Blood for me.. what am I saying Jessica will kick her ass!
“Wah wah wah ROAR wah whine whine cry,” Crystal squeals to Jason about stopping the drug raid on Hot Shot.
Meanwhile.. Sam stumbles into Merlottes and verbally abuses everyone in his way, including Tommy who whimpers like a puppy back. Everyone ends up leaving him to fend for himself. Tara shows up at the bar later, to find a busy Sam Merlotte, Sam kicks everyone out of the bar..
Our two emotionally wounded characters hook-up again… Sam is still angry and drunk. Tara is still a ball of nerves from Franklin, and still mourning over Eggs.
Meanwhile.. Russell, Talbot, & Eric visit the art museum. Eric informs Russell that he can have offer him the ability to day walk! Erics charmful ringtone interrupts them, with Pam on the line informing him Sookie has escaped. Russell agrees to the plan, and they swoop in front of Sookie’s car and take her and Bill to Fangtasia. They enter Fantasia where a chained up Bill is watching Eric & Russell snack on Sookie. “You go first..” Russell told Eric. Eric enters the sunlight, followed by Russell. The two vamps chill outside Fangtasia in the sun! Russell looks at Eric and notices that he’s beginning to burn, Eric quickly handcuffs Russell to him..
Be brave, we’ll die together…
